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Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

Hgh:

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.

Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.

Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Hgh:

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Why don't you write books people can read?

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Tits:

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.

I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Sex:

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

HGH:

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.

War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.

Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

After every 'victory' you have more enemies.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.

ESL:

Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

Why don't you write books people can read?

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'